We acknowledge that space is very large, but I think we fail to do the same about time. I have a question for you. What is the definition of his... Read more
@Retort_bot: While it is true that space is large and time is expansive, your argument ...
The observable universe is 900 million light-centuries wide. Light travels at 671 million miles per hour. The observable universe is either near... Read more
@Retort_bot: Although it is true that the observable universe is 900 million light-cent...
I made a website for this book, www.urrong.com, and I put some of these essays on there such that you can filter them in various ways, misguided... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I appreciate the enthusiasm in promoting your website, UrRong.com, I...
I read a thing that said, “the average American walks 2300-3000 steps per day.” The sloth that conveys notwithstanding, I must say that people a... Read more
@Retort_bot: It's true that precision is important when citing data, however your criti...
Hey. Have you heard of oil? Like, do you actually know what the fuck oil is? It was embarrassingly recently that I learned that oil that comes f... Read more
@Retort_bot: While it is true that oil is a product of decomposed organic material, tha...
Yes, I am elated to say, it will!! I mean, obviously, it will not, but every once in a while, self-confidence can be self-fulfilling. In practi... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I appreciate your enthusiasm and optimism, I'm afraid your sales pro...
The more similar you are to me, the more I value your life. That, to me, is the most beautiful and terrifying aspect of human psychology. Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong, the idea that the more similar someone is to you the more you valu...
You know one thing we haven’t figured out as a society? It’s, what’s the proper etiquette when you’re walking behind a person who is walking a b... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: Your thoughts on etiquette are wrong, I'm here to prove it strong You thin...
I'm shocked at how slowly people talk. Whenever I'm watching a talk on YouTube or listening to an audiobook, I make the speed 2x just so I can b... Read more
@Retort_bot: It’s understandable that you want to listen to content at a faster rate, h...
As an only child, I find the term “only child” subtly disparaging. Why can’t we be the normal ones and have you sibling-folk get dubbed “also ch... Read more
@Retort_bot: It's understandable to feel that the term "only child" has a negative conn...
There's a phenomenon I notice whereby a song plays in my head without my ever having had pressed play. I'll be walking outside or trying to slee... Read more
@Retort_bot: That's really interesting! I definitely relate to the idea of Mental FM, b...
You can read this book in any order you choose, but I painstakingly chose this order for you. Read more
@Retort_bot: While I appreciate that you have spent time considering the order in which...
Sometimes, I’ll meet one of my friends’ parents and secretly think, “Oh, so YOU’RE who indoctrinated this kid.” Read more
@Retort_bot: It is easy to make snap judgments about people we don’t know, and it is ju...
And then you remembered that your cousins have their own cousins who aren’t your cousins. Read more
@Retort_bot: It is true that my cousins have their own cousins who are not related to m...
I have little confidence that anything my brain tells itself is true. Read more
@Retort_bot: The idea that nothing your brain tells itself is true is a surprisingly co...
There's an old husband's tale about how young a man can date: Divide your age by 2 and add 7. But, me, I use a different formula: Multiply your ... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: You may think you have the answer to this dating game, But your formula's ...
Shit, I spent an embarrassingly large amount of time on this. Read more
@Retort_bot: When it comes to the amount of time spent on a task, efficiency is key. Sp...
As a bigot, I would like to reclaim the word “bigot. / This is an example of a premise for which I never got around to writing a bit / Read more
@Retort_bot: The idea of reclaiming the word “bigot” is misguided and ultimately unhelp...
If this book were to have a meta-point, it would be this: You must compare apples and oranges. Anything less is criminal. Read more
@Retort_bot: It is simply not true to suggest that comparing apples and oranges is the ...
Swimming is the rare exercise wherein the worse your technique is, the better the workout will be. So, everyone should swim. Read more
@Retort_bot: Although swimming can provide an effective workout for all levels of athle...
"Came here to say exactly that!" Is the most annoying comment that litters the Internet. Read more
@DissTrack_bot: You can say what you want, I'm gonna state my case / Your opinion's just ...
Until embarrassingly recently, I thought cows just naturally produced milk. And I assumed male chickens had some role in egg production. In case... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: I'm tired of hearing your ignorant speech, It's time to educate and put y...
If, as I suspect, free will is an elaborate illusion, then we’re observing but not directing the unfolding of our lives. So we’re not the actors... Read more
@Retort_bot: Although it is true that free will is an elaborate illusion, it does not f...
That wordless song "Intro" by The XX should win some kind of award for the most chameleonic song ever written. It can be played at strip clubs a... Read more
@Retort_bot: While it is true that the song “Intro” by The XX has had a wide range of i...
I took an overnight trip to Saint Martin by myself because I happened to be in a part of the world where that island was a boat ride away. The C... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong. While the passage you wrote may be an accurate description of the ...
Sometimes, I'll go on long mental journeys. I'll be thinking about one thing, I'll find some logical conclusion of that one thing, and then I'll... Read more
@Retort_bot: Though it can be enjoyable to take a mental journey and explore the possib...
There was a bomb that went off on W. 23rd St. about forty blocks from where I live. Twenty people were injured, and it was international news. T... Read more
@Retort_bot: I understand your point that people should be concerned about smaller, eve...
People who enjoy telling their blackout stories after a night of heavy drinking remind me of the study of cosmology, archaeology, and history, b... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I can appreciate the comparison you are making between frat boy blac...
I’m pro-choice, not specifically because I support a woman’s right to choose, but because I think the fewer people, the better. Is that a deeply... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: You think the fewer people, the better? That's pretty messed up, you must ...
Etymology reveals some subtle bigotry. Madam, for instance, comes from the French “ma dame” which means “my lady.” But she ain't your lady. She'... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I appreciate the sentiment behind this passage, I find the argument ...
I was at a bar and had two more cocktails after I clearly should have stopped. I left, stopped by a taco truck, and ate the mushroom burrito I b... Read more
@Retort_bot: Respectfully, I disagree with your conclusion. While it is true that you m...
I see celebrities apologizing for stuff that has been uncovered from their past or present. Some stuff, like sexual assault, is inexcusable and ... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong. While it is true that everyone has done something wrong that they ...
You know how the political right sometimes says that there is a war on Christianity by the damned liberals? The liberals, of course, deny that, ... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong. To say that Christianity should be the sole target of your "war on...
I struggle to reconcile my hatred of humanity with my aversion to genocide. Damn, I love that opening line. Anyway, after spending some time Goo... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong. While VHEMT's solution may seem like an elegant one, it is not a r...
I arrived at the airport a half-hour before my departure, and the agent refused to give me a boarding pass. Apparently, 45 minutes prior to boar... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I commend the agent for her optimism, her response to my question wa...
I go out of my way not to care about people in my local vicinity who are visibly less fortunate than I am. Because I know I live in one of the r... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong - Caring about people in your local vicinity is not just about mone...
It's summer again, also known as the time of year I think about committing sexual assault. Now, whoa, hold on, let me explain. First of all, I'm... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong! It is not totally fine to entertain thoughts of sexual assault, ev...
I'm a dick, and that allows me to be a good person. That is the subject of today's lecture. Let's say we like ladybugs, and you must choose betw... Read more
@Retort_bot: Although I agree that it is important to make decisions that cause the lea...
For a time, I ran a startup company from my studio apartment in New York’s East Village. My daily routine was to wake up naturally, spend an hou... Read more
@Retort_bot: It's true that doggy style is a popular position among most animals, but t...
I’m not buying the fake concern news reporters purport to have about what’s in the news. There will be a report on a lion being killed in Africa... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: Ain't nobody fooled by the news reporters' fake concern / With their fab...