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Dating Age Formula

There’s an old husband’s tale about how young a man can date: / Divide your age by 2 and add 7. / But, me, I use a different formula: Multiply y... Read more

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I'm glad minorities are the ones who are discriminated against. Because at least there's fewer of them.  Read more

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Condensation Extrapolation

I remember, as a kid, assuming that the condensation outside a glass of cold water was somehow water seeping through the glass. w... Read more

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People really want life to exist on other planets. We're like little kids hoping we'll get a baby sibling. Read more

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Self L'ing Cars

Self-driving cars are coming, but I’m unimpressed. I’ll be impressed when we get… self-loathing cars.Yes. I’ll be wowed by vehicular AI when I r... Read more

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Beats & Words

I play drums, and I like to think that helps me with my writing. / Words have stresses. So, sentences impose rhythms. And paragraphs leave you f... Read more

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The best part about domestic violence is that you win the argument and she blames it on herself. Read more

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Personal Preference

I prefer awkward people because they're nicer people. / I prefer poor people because their lives are more interesting. / I prefer dumb people be... Read more

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