I've had numerous women propose marriage to me. Like, not super seriously, but more like a joking, gosh, why don't we just get married, Nikhil? ... Read more
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I have little confidence that anything my brain tells itself is true. Read more
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Why does anyone do anything? Out of habit mostly. Read more
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I would like to take this moment to announce that grass is evil, lawns should be outlawed, and golf courses are colossal wastes of space. Read more
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If you're not going to have kids, as you most certainly should not, there is zero reason to get married. Read more
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The first video I posted on TikTok as @niktalksfast was me reciting the above essay verbatim. It got over a million views, which blew my mind an... Read more
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The median is, like, never higher than the average. Left skewness is fabled / I am certain no one but me finds this to be a good joke / Read more
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When I’m in public, sometimes I’ll make eye contact with a stranger. They’ll look away, as will I. But then I’ll look back to see if they looked... Read more
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To subtweet Churchill / This book is so excruciatingly flawed / Yet, it is also the best book ever written. Read more
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About four pounds of your body weight is the mass of forty trillion bacteria. By the way. Read more
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As a bigot, I would like to reclaim the word “bigot. / This is an example of a premise for which I never got around to writing a bit / Read more
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I briefly met Peter Singer, the godfather of Effective Altruism, once in 2017. My one question was if he thought an effective altruist could eve... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: Don't believe the lies that you've been told, / Your ideas of who should ...
The core source of parent-child disagreement is: / Child wants what maximizes enjoyment; / Parent wants what minimizes risk. Read more
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Reading the news often feels more voyeuristic than informative. Not that I'm specifically complaining, as a fan of voyeurism. Read more
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Let's not glorify childbirth with congratulations. When a person or couple announces their pregnancy, we should say compassionately, “I understa... Read more
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When I hear a song for the first time that I absolutely love and know I'll have on repeat for weeks, it's kind of like making a new friend. Even... Read more
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Swimming is the rare exercise wherein the worse your technique is, the better the workout will be. So, everyone should swim. Read more
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Forewords are dumb. Just start the damned book. Read more
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An interesting feature of music is that to some extent you can see what goes on inside a musician's mind. Read more
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The better you get at X, the better able you are to detect your shortcomings in X. So, the better you get at X, the worse you may feel you are. Read more
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You know what doesn’t change about people as they grow from early childhood into old age? Their smile. Read more
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My weird flex is that I don’t watch TV, sports, or movies. I barely read, and I deplore novels. “What do you do with your time?” Well, I wrote... Read more
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I was asked if I like babies. My answer: I think people should really, really stop making them. But I can't help but like them once they are ma... Read more
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"Came here to say exactly that!" Is the most annoying comment that litters the Internet. Read more
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Isn't it obvious that people who use the term "inbox zero" are bragging about how many people want to talk to them? I'm a struggling entrepreneu... Read more
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I'm going to go ahead and say these fake-meat burgers, à la Beyond and Impossible, are as significant an invention as the Internet. Am I kidding... Read more
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If this book were to have a meta-point, it would be this: You must compare apples and oranges. Anything less is criminal. Read more
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When you accuse someone of something, they will dispute it. So, be ready to commit or retreat from your claim the minute you level your charge. Read more
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Come on, don't tell me it doesn't strike you as curious that [insert any conclusion of quantum mechanics here]. Read more
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It is unfortunate that single, childless adults and adults who are married with young children have nothing in common to discuss. Read more
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I have an ego, and the only cure is more stand-up. Nothing deflates an ego like having something you think is deeply comical and insightful, say... Read more
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In life, you can count on three things: / death, taxes, / and people using this trite catchphrase to falsely suggest inevitability. Read more
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Personal beliefs seem closer to being determined / entirely through social influence, rather than / through entirely personal introspection. If ... Read more
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You can read this book in any order you choose, but I painstakingly chose this order for you. Read more
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In writing, I value concision and precision. Read more
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The feeling when you lie on the grass, looking up at the sky and see moving clouds, but feel as if you're on a boat sailing past a stationary tr... Read more
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