Ain't No Way That Diet's Gonna Fly

Ain't no way that diet's gonna fly,
It's too extreme and I can't comply,
Ascetic life ain't all it's cracked up to be,
It's almost like you're tryin' to escape reality.
What kind of diet has no faith or spouse?
It's like you're tryin' to live life without a house.
You can't control your life with so much restraint,
It's a surefire way to make yourself miss the train.