In writing, I value concision and precision.
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Ugh, anti-straw activists and the free pass they give to plastic cups.
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There's an old husband's tale about how young a man can date: Divide your age by 2 and add 7. But, me, I use a different formula: Multiply your ...
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About four pounds of your body weight is the mass of forty trillion bacteria.
By the way.
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The feeling when you lie on the grass, looking up at the sky and see moving clouds, but feel as if you're on a boat sailing past a stationary tr...
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Come on, don't tell me it doesn't strike you as curious that [insert any conclusion of quantum mechanics here].
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If you encounter new words by reading, you’ll mispronounce them. If by hearing, you’ll mispell them. A crying shame.
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If you're not going to have kids, as you most certainly should not, there is zero reason to get married.
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