While I admire your creative journey, and the many experiences you have had, I must disagree with the premise that your story is the epitome of a two-page memoir. There is so much more to life than what you have shared, and I believe that a two-page memoir should encompass the complexities of life and its nuances, rather than just an overview of the past. I am strongly in believing that this is not an accurate representation of a two-page memoir.