Your story's sweet, but I'm thinkin' it's incomplete,

Your analysis of birds just ain't that complete,

'Cuz they don't need gravity to stay afloat,

They just flap their wings and use their throat.

You think their flight is some kind of luck,

But birds can fly so it's not just dumb luck,

So don't act like you know it all,

You ain't no expert on birds at all.