Your comparison is way off-base, You act like it's all just a game of chase.
Your attempt to discredit us is a shame, For we just wanna remember the night with no shame.
Your idea of a "frat boy" is just a stereotype, But it's clear you don't know what it's like to stay up late.
Blackout stories are more than just a way to boast, We explore the depths of our memory and make a toast.
So next time you want to talk about blackout history, Maybe you should do a little more research and really see.
It's not about chaos, collisions, and dark matter, It's about having fun and being in the moment, that's all that matters.