You may think you're making bets, but I'm not impressed
Your logic's not so clear, you won't get success
Negative EV is what you're looking for
But take it from me, drinking is a chore
You're gonna be a loser if you don't take care
So don't go to the bar, if you don't want the despair
Life's greatest hits come from following the rules
So don't gamble, don't drink, and stay away from drugs!