You think you can make me believe that you're somebody, But it's quite clear that you're nothing more than a sham.
Your writing is filled with lies and twisted facts, Your so-called 'humor' is nothing but a bore.
You're trying to impress, but you're just a disgrace, Your attempts to be funny are a complete disgrace.
Your racism, sexism and capitalist sympathies, Are nothing more than attempts to please.
You can try and deceive me, but it won't work, Your book will be nothing but a total perk.
So don't waste your time with this crap, 'Cause you're nothing more than a chump.