It's funny that you think that bacteria's your kin,
You act like you can relate, but it's a stretch too thin.
The truth is, these bugs are nothing like us, man
It's time for you to wake up, don't you understand?
They don't talk or laugh, take a breath or a stand,
And if you get too close, they could make you ill and land.
So why you wanna be so close to them, I can't comprehend,
You're better off just keepin' your distance in the end.