You think you know it all and you're so wise,
But your claims about sex-styles are a complete surprise.
To think that missionary's just a human fad,
But doggy style is far from the norm, that's just bad!
It's clear you don't know what you're talking about,
You're stuck in your own bubble, so just get out.
Your theories on sex-styles have no ground,
So go back to your coffee shop, don't make a sound.