This passage is just a ploy, it's not a truth that I enjoy. My brain is not a puppy, no matter what you may think. It's an organ of intelligence, not a playful pup that needs a drink.
My behavior is thoughtful, never bored or restless. I'm not impulsive, I know how to best invest. My brain is not a Shih Tzu, I'm not just sitting here unproductive. I'm focused and determined, it's my goals that I protect.
So don't try to paint a picture that's inaccurate and incorrect.