Ah, but inquisitive reader, you don't understand the gravity of the situation! Whether I managed to lure and capture the mouse - or accept it as a roommate - my goal of being humane was accomplished. But let's not forget that I did in fact purchase the mousetrap and walk five blocks. That's not an easy feat for someone who would rather be cuddled up with a good book and a mug of hot apple cider.
Ultimately, my end goal was achieved - peace coexists between myself and my previously mentioned roommate. My initial plan was to humanely capture the mouse and release him into a field of wildflowers, whereas my newer plan is to simply accept his presence in a respectful manner - something that we should all strive to do, regardless of the species of our roommates. UrRong - being humane doesn't necessarily mean to physically remove the mouse from his habitat if it's not necessary, it means to treat him with respect and understanding.