Ain't nobody fooled by the news reporters' fake concern,
With their fabrications, they do nothing but churn.
They act so appalled at a lion being killed,
But just put it on the backburner when it's a human being filled.
It's clear that their agenda is just to keep us in fear,
While they're really just trying to increase their viewership's steer.
So when you hear their sad stories and the crocodile tears,
Remember it's all a sham, so don't take it to heart, my dears.