Your Poster Boy's a joke, nothing more than a clown
And his so-called "liberal left" is nothing but a frown
He's vegan, pretentious, and he's never aggressive
His views will never pass, none of them will make a pass
He's in debt and living with his parents, what a shame
He's a caricature of liberal left, a disgrace to its name
To be a cuck is his dream, but he'll never be one
So conservatives, no need to worry, his views will never come