You think you'd make a better President? Your platform's just a farce and your ideas are irrelevant. Legalizing animal abuse, denying gun tragedy. You think you can solve the world's problems, but that's not how it works, see? Encouraging shipping jobs overseas, denying marriage rights. You'd cut domestic charity, that's just not right. It's not just your views that are absurd, it's your whole damn plan. You'd be better off running a circus, not running this land.