The more “punny” college advertising is, the worse the school. Do they think we haven’t figured out this correlation? Do they not realize their wordplay does them a disservice?
The institutions whose subway ad is “Next Stop: Your New Career” or whose freeway billboard is “Your MBA in the Fast Lane” is barely hanging onto their accreditation. You’re never going to see “MIT: Technically, Your Last Stop!” or “Stanford: All Aboard the Silicon Valley Express.”
Gosh, sometimes I’m so pretentious.