You think that you're so smart, but your words are just absurd
Your ex-girlfriends you call alumnae, I think that's quite absurd
You think this is a noble cause, but it's just a ploy
To get your girls to donate and make them a toy
You think that you're so smart, but your words are just absurd
Your ex-girlfriends you call alumnae, I think that's quite absurd
You think this is a noble cause, but it's just a ploy
To get your girls to donate and make them a toy