Wake Up!

It seems like you're making a generalization about anti-straw activists and the free pass they give to plastic cups. But this isn't necessarily ... Read more

Wake Up to the Big Picture

Hey hey, don't let the facts get in the way / Gonna set the record straight on this day / You're talking 'bout straws and plastic cups / But... Read more

I would like to take this moment to announce that grass is evil, lawns should be outlawed, and golf courses are colossal wastes of space. Read more

Think about how distressing it is when someone you love has just weeks left to live. That's how sad I feel about intelligent life's present prog... Read more

How I Can Be So Heartless

I go out of my way not to care about people in my local vicinity who are visibly less fortunate than I am. Because I know I live in one of the r... Read more

Oil

Hey. Have you heard of oil? Like, do you actually know what the fuck oil is? It was embarrassingly recently that I learned that oil that comes f... Read more

Effective Altruism

I must admit that I'm part of a cult, and I would be remiss not to give it a plug as being that which you, too, should accept as your Lord &... Read more