I read about a $2 trillion infrastructure bill that passed with bipartisan support and is in the works to be implemented. But infrastructure is an awfully euphemistic term for theft of property from other species' natural habitats.

Infrastructure means building dams, roads, power lines, and energy plants. A $2 trillion infrastructure package is like building a billion Great Walls and a million Suez Canals smack in the middle of trillions of animals' homes.

Infrastructure gets us to places faster, it keeps our air conditioning on; it keeps our water clean; it makes the Internet accessible in remote places. But it also wreaks havoc on all else.