I propose updating the standard wedding vows to the more-honest following: / I, Marsha, acknowledge you, Santiago, as whom I was dating at this ... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: I ain't no saint, but I know it ain't right, To promise a love that's just...
Nobody invites me to weddings. Well, some do, but only those who have no choice given the closeness of our familial tie or history as friends. B... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong! While I can understand why some may not want to invite me to their...