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By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Writing grade level: 4.0

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Hey. Do you believe in equality? Do you really, truly believe in equality?

If not, please skip to the last paragraph. But if so, then please define equality. Equality among whom? Does that definition include a child sex slave in India?

If not, please skip to the last paragraph. But if so, then why don't I hear her story in the conversation about #MeToo?

You're a bigot.

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