Evolution, your Creator, has only two goals for you: 1) try not to die; 2) have unprotected sex. “Please,” it implores, “load up on carbs, lose the condom, and spread your damn seed!

Of course, we modern humans in modern society have complex goals and sexual desires that diverge from the mere quest to procreate willy-nilly. You can rest assured that evolution disapproves of all of that.