I am on Team Nonfiction; the rest of y’all be damned. I hereby submit a petition to change the name of nonfiction to Truth and by extension, to rename fiction Nontruth. That ought to rebalance the bias. See how you feel when in search of a novel at your local bookstore, you are forced to inquire where you might find some entertaining Nontruth.
“Nontruth is down the hallway to your left,” the store clerk will say. “Right after Revisionism and just before Outright Lies.”
“Ah, yes,” you’ll remember, “I heard about the name changes to History and Theology.”
