You know the expression, “friends with benefits?” I think it's funny how jobs are also said to come “with benefits.” I like to imagine myself starting a new job and, as the first group orientation session is wrapping up, and the orientation leader opens it up to Q&A, I'd pipe in with, “So, I understand this is a job with benefits...” I would pause, then say suggestively, “dot, dot, dot...” in case they didn't hear my sexy ellipses.