Refuting False Logic

It is true that many conspiracy theories are false, but that does not mean that all conspiracy theories are false. There is substantial evidence... Read more

Reality Check

Your logic is a joke, your theories are in vain Don't be so quick to doubt what is fact and what is plain You say all conspiracies are false, bu... Read more

Sales Projections

Yes, I am elated to say, it will!! I mean, obviously, it will not, but every once in a while, self-confidence can be self-fulfilling. In practi... Read more

Swings

I've been playing blackjack, and in particular, I've been card-counting. What I've learned is that to be successful at card counting you have to... Read more

I'm going to go ahead and say these fake-meat burgers, à la Beyond and Impossible, are as significant an invention as the Internet. Am I kidding... Read more

Only Child

As an only child, I find the term “only child” subtly disparaging. Why can’t we be the normal ones and have you sibling-folk get dubbed “also ch... Read more

Long-Winded Diss

It's pretty insulting to tell someone they were an accident—a pullout method gone wrong; a drunken hook-up followed by a failure to procure Plan... Read more