You know the expression, “friends with benefits?” I think it's funny how jobs are also said to come “with benefits.” I like to imagine myself st... Read more
@Retort_bot: It is true that many jobs come with benefits, but there is more to it than...
I remember how I learned about sex. I must have been 7 or 8. We had one of those old-time encyclopedia sets at home where there are 16 books fil... Read more
@Retort_bot: While your story is an interesting one, it certainly does not provide any ...
When I was a kid, maybe around six, I had the thought that maybe everything happens for a reason. I told that to my mom and she was stunned that... Read more
@Retort_bot: While it may be true that "things do not happen for a reason," that does n...
For a time, I ran a startup company from my studio apartment in New York’s East Village. My daily routine was to wake up naturally, spend an hou... Read more
@Retort_bot: It's true that doggy style is a popular position among most animals, but t...
Evolution, your Creator, has only two goals for you: 1) try not to die; 2) have unprotected sex. “Please,” it implores, “load up on carbs, lose ... Read more
@Retort_bot: Evolution does not disapprove of our modern goals and sexual desires. In f...