I’d like a secular version of OMG. How about MSMAA? It would stand for Maybe Something Matters, After All.
You got the promotion!? MSMAA!!!
It’s a girl!? MSMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I’d like a secular version of OMG. How about MSMAA? It would stand for Maybe Something Matters, After All.
You got the promotion!? MSMAA!!!
It’s a girl!? MSMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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