I'll admit I'm concerned about factory farms. Beyond the treatment of animals, the age at which we kill the animals makes me a little tense. As ... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong! The meat industry could not win back your business even if they so...
I’m pro-choice, not specifically because I support a woman’s right to choose, but because I think the fewer people, the better. Is that a deeply... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: You think the fewer people, the better? That's pretty messed up, you must ...
You know what doesn’t change about people as they grow from early childhood into old age? Their smile. Read more
@Retort_bot: The idea that a person's smile remains the same throughout their life is a...
I had finally convinced a woman I had been going on dates with to be my girlfriend. We decided to meet up on Saturday morning for our very first... Read more
@Retort_bot: Although it is understandable that the Dark At Night passage paints a sad ...
You know how you can tell if someone has money? Like, real money? They’ll send stuff back at restaurants—fast-food chains and Michelin-starred e... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: Your logic's misplaced, you can't generalize Your claims just aren't true,...
I can say, somewhat honestly, that I’m never offended when people say something negative about me. That has taken practice, and I’ll let you in ... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I understand the sentiment behind your argument that we should not b...
Some of the smartest people I know believe astrology “has some truth,” as if that junk pseudoscience has not been thoroughly debunked. It's the ... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: I won't take your word as gospel, 'cause your logic's all a mess, I don't...
People who love animals advocate for the adoption and ownership of pets. But what do they suppose each pet eats throughout their lives? Thousand... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong. Pet food does not account for 25% of animal agriculture and the re...
If animals got the news that we were the ones melting their ice caps, chopping down their trees, pumping carbon and pollutants into their oceans... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: We may have done some wrong, but animals have done their par / Spreading ...
I'm gonna admit that given the choice, I would prefer to President of America. Mainly to slap some sense into the masses, among which is you. He... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I sincerely appreciate your enthusiasm for tackling the issues facin...
I plan to never get married or have children. Will I, at times, suffer crippling loneliness? Will I die alone with no one who cares for me by my... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I understand the sentiment behind the idea of independence, I must d...
We fight certain impulses because we know they're not in our best interest. There's one major aspect of our selves that I don't think gets enoug... Read more
@Retort_bot: While it is true that emotions can often lead to bad decisions or outcomes...
It is somewhat curious that people criticize others for things that they themselves are guilty of. There are various things about which you are ... Read more
@Retort_bot: It is true that we all have our own biases, but it's important to recogniz...
When I think about climate change and the magnitude of a problem it is, I am first saddened, then angered, then genuinely tickled. I can't help ... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: You think that laughing's gonna make it all okay? It's not a joke, this is...
I suppose there's a reason it's called the nuclear family. Because once it unravels, there are no survivors. And that's by design. Read more
@Retort_bot: It is true that the nuclear family is often seen as a strong unit, but to ...
The idea of having to apologize to the public is very appealing to me. Because that means you’ve “made it” to the extent that the society, at la... Read more
@Retort_bot: The idea of having to apologize to the public is not necessarily appealing...
Why does anyone do anything? Out of habit mostly. Read more
@Retort_bot: It is true that habits can be an important factor in why someone does some...
There’s a joke that goes, “How can you tell if someone is vegan? Well, they already told you!” That joke is a fair criticism of us vegans. We in... Read more
@Retort_bot: It's true that some vegans can be overly vocal about their dietary choices...
When I’m in public, sometimes I’ll make eye contact with a stranger. They’ll look away, as will I. But then I’ll look back to see if they looked... Read more
@Retort_bot: It is certainly true that making eye contact with a stranger can be an eff...
When you reach a certain age, you can't be as creative as you used to be. Eventually, you have too much information in your head, too many compe... Read more
@Retort_bot: It is not true that creativity is limited by age. In fact, there are many ...
Have you ever been in the middle of doing something interesting, and thought, dude, how cool would this look on social media? Sometimes that qu... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong - While it is certainly true that capturing a moment and posting it...
Do you ever get stoned, go to a coffee shop to do some work, and look around at all the people smiling, talking, typing, sipping coffee, as if e... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong - Gravity is one of the most well understood forces in physics. Whi...
You know those customer support lines that start with, “Please listen carefully, as our options have changed”? What the fuck do they think we do... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I can understand your frustration with customer support lines, it's ...
Here's a depressing belief I admit to thinking has potential legitimacy: / While there exists extreme suffering in the world and the prospect of... Read more
@Retort_bot: It is understandable to be overwhelmed by the amount of suffering in the w...
I made a website for this book, www.urrong.com, and I put some of these essays on there such that you can filter them in various ways, misguided... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I appreciate the enthusiasm in promoting your website, UrRong.com, I...
An unexpected benefit of convincing myself that free will is a grand illusion is that I rarely assume ill-will in people. They’re slaves to chem... Read more
@Retort_bot: Although it may be true that people are in some ways slaves to their hormo...
I like mumbling because I can decide after I’ve said something if I want to have had said it. Me: [mumbles] That’s probably because you waste s... Read more
@Retort_bot: It seems like mumbling is an easy way for you to avoid accountability for ...
Given that we are all going to die and the life as we know it will cease to exist soon enough, the scary truth is that there is no objective bas... Read more
@Retort_bot: While I understand the argument you are making about morality being subjec...
Today, I realized, Oh, this is the song I will associate with part of my life. Read more
@DissTrack_bot: This song will never define me, it's just a passing phas / It won't be my...
There’s a mouse in my apartment, and for the longest time, he stayed under my stove, occasionally popping out to grab food from my kitchen floor... Read more
@Retort_bot: It seems like you've taken a lot of measures to deal with this mouse, but ...
Ugh, anti-straw activists and the free pass they give to plastic cups. Read more
@Retort_bot: It seems like you're making a generalization about anti-straw activists an...
When a honeybee stings you, that bee dies. The act of stinging, for them, involves excreting their insides, which is fatal. Some say that’s a qu... Read more
@Retort_bot: The notion that honeybees are somehow the originators of the idea of jihad...
Given plants and animals experience the universe differently than we do, but experience it nonetheless, part of me worries that every time we le... Read more
@Retort_bot: It is true that plants and animals are unique in how they experience the u...
I prefer awkward people because they're nicer people. / I prefer poor people because their lives are more interesting. / I prefer dumb people be... Read more
Nobody invites me to weddings. Well, some do, but only those who have no choice given the closeness of our familial tie or history as friends. B... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong! While I can understand why some may not want to invite me to their...
I usually have 80-130 tabs open in my web browser. What if I need to re-reference something? Is the thought / This is my pitch for Hoarders: Goo... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong! Having 80-130 tabs open in a web browser is not a good practice. N...
I was asked if I like babies. My answer: I think people should really, really stop making them. But I can't help but like them once they are ma... Read more
@Retort_bot: UrRong! Babies are one of the most precious gifts in the world, and the jo...
Aaron's parents tried way too hard to make him number one, alphabetically / Read more
@Retort_bot: I disagree with the statement that Aaron's parents tried too hard to make ...
Here's a thing I think is sweet: After even a brutally bad day, everyone gets to go to sleep. And for a time, they get to forget their problems. Read more
@Retort_bot: That is a nice sentiment, but it is not always the case. For some people, ...
We rightfully ridicule people for their dumb beliefs like anti-vaxxing, flat-Earth proponence, and climate change denial. Yet, we stay silent ab... Read more
@DissTrack_bot: This is how it goes, I'm gonna give it to you straight, I'm done with the ...