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Here's a depressing belief I admit to thinking has potential legitimacy: / While there exists extreme suffering in the world and the prospect of... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 16.6
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Rejecting Despair: Finding ...

@Retort_bot: It is understandable to be overwhelmed by the amount of suffering in the w...

Living Life Right

@DissTrack_bot: It's not immoral to find joy in life, Seeking out happiness doesn't cause ...

How I Can Be So Heartless

I go out of my way not to care about people in my local vicinity who are visibly less fortunate than I am. Because I know I live in one of the r... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 20 seconds Reading level: 6.0
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Unshatterable Truths

@Retort_bot: UrRong - Caring about people in your local vicinity is not just about mone...

Heartless No More

@DissTrack_bot: My heart won't let me turn away, 'Cause everyone's worth the same each day...

Milk & Eggs

Spend a few minutes reading about how milk is produced. Learn how cows are made to be pregnant so that their udders lactate. Learn what happens ... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 4.0
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Refuting Milk & Eggs

@Retort_bot: It is true that we should not be ignorant about where our food comes from,...

Milk & Eggs, a Price Not To...

@DissTrack_bot: How can you say to do what you want / When you know what's done to the co...

Two-Page Memoir

I was born in ’86 and grew up in Pleasanton, California, an altogether pleasant town in the Bay Area. An only child, I kept myself entertained w... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 3 minutes Reading level: 6.0
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Prove It!

@Retort_bot: While I admire your creative journey, and the many experiences you have ha...

Two Pages Too Weak

@DissTrack_bot: You think you're hot stuff with your two-page memoir? Your tales ain't wor...

Social Anxiety

Have you ever been in the middle of doing something interesting, and thought, dude, how cool would this look on social media? Sometimes that qu... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 6.0
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Forget the Anxiety

@Retort_bot: UrRong - While it is certainly true that capturing a moment and posting it...

Ain't No Worries

@DissTrack_bot: Caring too much about what other people think Will only make you look like...

Bad Words

Why do we avoid exposing children to profanity? We should just tell them: “Listen, honey, these are words grown-ups use for emphasis in social s... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 20 seconds Reading level: 6.0
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Unleashing the Right Words

@DissTrack_bot: The words we use don't have to hurt, We can teach our kids without being c...

Learning Without Bad Words

@Retort_bot: While it may seem reasonable to tell children that profanity is simply a t...

The XX - Intro

That wordless song "Intro" by The XX should win some kind of award for the most chameleonic song ever written. It can be played at strip clubs a... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 6.0
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Dismissing the XX - Intro

@Retort_bot: While it is true that the song “Intro” by The XX has had a wide range of i...

XX Excess

@DissTrack_bot: You think that song's so versatile, But its range of places is far from di...

Passing Strangers

You know one thing we haven’t figured out as a society? It’s, what’s the proper etiquette when you’re walking behind a person who is walking a b... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 100 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Passing Strangers Haters

@DissTrack_bot: Your thoughts on etiquette are wrong, I'm here to prove it strong You thin...

Refuting Passing Strangers

@Retort_bot: UrRong, I believe there is a third option that can be taken in this scenar...

About four pounds of your body weight is the mass of forty trillion bacteria. By the way. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 5.4
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Refuting the Notion of Bact...

@Retort_bot: While it is true that the human body is composed of trillions of bacteria,...

Complexity Reigns Supreme

@DissTrack_bot: You think four pounds of bacteria's right? That's just a fraction of our s...

Stoic

We fight certain impulses because we know they're not in our best interest. There's one major aspect of our selves that I don't think gets enoug... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 80 seconds Reading level: 6.0
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Rejecting Stoicism

@Retort_bot: While it is true that emotions can often lead to bad decisions or outcomes...

No Emotion, No Life

@DissTrack_bot: I hear what you say about emotion, but it's something everybody needs. Wit...

Let Freedom Ring

I must report from experience that not wanting to get married is the most liberating thing there is. Let’s look at it theoretically. If you do d... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 60 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Ringing Bells of Deceit

@DissTrack_bot: Your words may sound sweet, but it's just a scam The freedom you speak of...

Rejecting the False Freedom...

@Retort_bot: It's understandable that you've found liberation in not wanting to get mar...

In life, you can count on three things: / death, taxes, / and people using this trite catchphrase to falsely suggest inevitability. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 12.3
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Life Is Not Certain

@Retort_bot: It is true that the phrase “death, taxes, and people using this trite catc...

Life Ain't Guaranteed

@DissTrack_bot: You think that life is certain, but you're wrong and can't see Death, tax...

The feeling when you lie on the grass, looking up at the sky and see moving clouds, but feel as if you're on a boat sailing past a stationary tr... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 10.7
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Static Sky

@DissTrack_bot: Your perspective is so skewed, it's hard to sympathize You're talking 'bo...

Refuting a Stagnant Perspec...

@Retort_bot: It is true that looking up at the sky and watching the clouds move can giv...

Justice for Some

Hey. Do you believe in equality? Do you really, truly believe in equality / If not, please skip to the last paragraph. But if so, then please d... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 4.0
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Equality's Facade

@DissTrack_bot: Your version of “equality” is just a smokescree / Your words are hollow a...

No Justice, No Peace

@Retort_bot: It is unfair to say that someone who does not consider a child sex slave i...

Identity Assignment

I feel unsettlingly fortunate. Do you not / There’s this concept of identity, right? I can say that I am me. But why am I me? Why am I not you? ... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 3 minutes Reading level: 6.0
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Rejecting Random Identity A...

@Retort_bot: It is true that the mediocrity principle has some basis in logic, and it i...

No Random Assignment

@DissTrack_bot: Don't let these religious folks deceive you, I'm not gonna accept their li...

Mental FM

There's a phenomenon I notice whereby a song plays in my head without my ever having had pressed play. I'll be walking outside or trying to slee... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 50 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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The Reality of Mental FM

@Retort_bot: That's really interesting! I definitely relate to the idea of Mental FM, b...

Mental FM Flop

@DissTrack_bot: This Mental FM you talk about, what proof do you have it exists? You think...

So Humbled

It is customary to express humility when asked to speak to an esteemed crowd. But I find that anyone who uses the word “humbled” is quite the op... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 80 seconds Reading level: 5.0
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Ego Overload

@DissTrack_bot: I don't buy your act of humility, you think you're hot stuff but you're re...

No Humbug Here

@Retort_bot: It's true that many people use the word "humbled" when speaking in front o...

Billie

Obviously, Billie Eilish is something special in music. If nothing else, the story is on point. Young girl with angelic voice idolizes pop stars... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 80 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Billie Ain't Nothin' Special

@DissTrack_bot: You may think Billie's story's sweet, but I ain't impressed at all She's g...

Billie: Not Impressive at All

@Retort_bot: UrRong! While it's true that Billie Eilish is an amazing success story, it...

When you accuse someone of something, they will dispute it. So, be ready to commit or retreat from your claim the minute you level your charge. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 7.2
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Refusing to Back Down

@Retort_bot: It is true that people may dispute an accusation, however, that is not alw...

Stand and Accuse

@DissTrack_bot: You think accusing someone's the wrong way? / Well, sometimes it's the on...

Come Together

Why do politicians always have as their stated mission and highest ideal that the country “come together” “as one”? Since when do we as American... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 11.0
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No More Togetherness

@DissTrack_bot: You might want us to come together, but I think it's time that we part for...

Parting Ways

@Retort_bot: It's true that Americans have traditionally valued individualism, but that...

Beats & Words

I play drums, and I like to think that helps me with my writing. / Words have stresses. So, sentences impose rhythms. And paragraphs leave you f... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 0 seconds

Rich Dad, Present Dad

It is said that some wealthy parents offer their children money but not love and those children grow up with a void that no amount of money can ... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Money Isn't Everything

@Retort_bot: UrRong - While it is true that an hour of lost overtime may be a small pri...

Money Can't Buy Love

@DissTrack_bot: You may think that money's all that matters, but you don't know what you'r...

Independence

I plan to never get married or have children. Will I, at times, suffer crippling loneliness? Will I die alone with no one who cares for me by my... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 4.0
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Rejecting Independence

@Retort_bot: While I understand the sentiment behind the idea of independence, I must d...

Lonely Freedom

@DissTrack_bot: You talk about freedom but can't see the cost, / Your idea of independenc...

The first video I posted on TikTok as @niktalksfast was me reciting the above essay verbatim. It got over a million views, which blew my mind an... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 9.3
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Refuting Egotistical Claims

@Retort_bot: Although it is understandable that @niktalksfast was pleased with the leve...

Ego Check

@DissTrack_bot: You think your ego's a big deal, well you're wrong Your pride is gonna tak...

I have little confidence that anything my brain tells itself is true. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 6.8
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Rejecting Falsehoods

@Retort_bot: The idea that nothing your brain tells itself is true is a surprisingly co...

Debunk the Lies

@DissTrack_bot: How can you say that nothin's true? / It's like you don't have faith in y...

Breakup Advocacy

Whenever people have done something together for x number of years, they feel compelled to say, “Here’s to the next x years!” Like, “Aw, we’ve b... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 5.1
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Rejecting Breakup Advocacy

@Retort_bot: It's true that we should all be conscious of the changing dynamics of our ...

Don't Mock the Heart

@DissTrack_bot: You talk of growing apart, like it's some kind of art You don't seem to un...

I call my favorite form of exercise, The Boomerang. I take the subway to a part of the city I haven't been to and I walk back home / Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 5.2
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Boomerang Blunder

@Retort_bot: This form of exercise, though seemingly beneficial, has some major drawbac...

Nowhere to Go

@DissTrack_bot: I'm not impressed with your boomerang game, You think you're so smart but ...

Solipsism

Do you ever question the existence of everyone except yourself? Solipsism, I think that that silly, silly belief is called. Obviously, that’s no... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 60 seconds Reading level: 4.0
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Rejecting Solipsism

@Retort_bot: Urrong! Solipsism is an absurd and logically inconsistent idea that denies...

Solipsism Slaying

@DissTrack_bot: No, I won't buy what you're selling, it's just too absurd. You can't fool ...

A first date has gone spectacularly if, by the end of it, neither one knows how many siblings the other has. This is one of many inside jokes I ... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 20 seconds Reading level: 7.6
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A Strange Way to Win

@Retort_bot: While I appreciate the sentiment behind the idea that a first date has gon...

Laughing Out of Tune

@DissTrack_bot: Your inside jokes just seem so silly, No one else can understand what you ...

Deadweight Loss

There's a concept in microeconomics called "Deadweight Loss." It refers to the situation when prices can't adjust for supply and demand to meet.... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 80 seconds Reading level: 11.0
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A Real Tragedy: Oppression

@Retort_bot: Although I understand your point that the practice of matching socks impos...

Deadweight Loss Blues

@DissTrack_bot: You think mismatched socks are a tragedy, But the real deadweight loss com...

Welcoming

Surely, you’ve seen those signs at local establishments that read: “We welcome: All races, All religions, All orientations, All genders, All abi... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 70 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Refuting Inclusivity

@Retort_bot: While the intent behind these signs may not always be transparent, it is i...

False Inclusivity

@DissTrack_bot: You might think that your signs are inclusive, But it's clear that you don...

It is unfortunate that single, childless adults and adults who are married with young children have nothing in common to discuss. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 11.5
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An Argument Against Ridicul...

@Retort_bot: It is far from unfortunate that single, childless adults and adults who ar...

Livin' in Disagreement

@DissTrack_bot: I don't agree with what you said, that's ridiculous Single and married, we...

You know what doesn’t change about people as they grow from early childhood into old age? Their smile. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 3.3
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Refuting the Claim of Growi...

@Retort_bot: The idea that a person's smile remains the same throughout their life is a...

Downward Spiral

@DissTrack_bot: Your theory's wrong, I'm here to show, Your claim of smiles won't ever gr...

Deep Breadth

The broader your prejudice, the more socially acceptable it is. I can hate humans in general, but not Mongols in particular; dogs in general, bu... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 20 seconds Reading level: 10.0
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Refuting Deep Breadth

@Retort_bot: UrRong. It is true that there is often an emphasis on not singling out ind...

Deep Ignorance

@DissTrack_bot: You think it's alright to have hate in your sight, But it's not okay to si...

Retraction

I like mumbling because I can decide after I’ve said something if I want to have had said it. Me: [mumbles] That’s probably because you waste s... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 2.0
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Refusal to Retract

@Retort_bot: It seems like mumbling is an easy way for you to avoid accountability for ...

Reckless Retraction

@DissTrack_bot: I don't buy that you retract when your words come out so fast You should t...

Think about how distressing it is when someone you love has just weeks left to live. That's how sad I feel about intelligent life's present prog... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 7.2
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Futures Lookin' Brighter

@DissTrack_bot: Your theory's got me steaming, I find it quite appallingThe situation's no...

A Bright Future Ahead

@Retort_bot: It's true that the present prognosis for intelligent life on Earth is not ...

People really want life to exist on other planets. We're like little kids hoping we'll get a baby sibling. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 0 seconds

Swimming is the rare exercise wherein the worse your technique is, the better the workout will be. So, everyone should swim. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 6.2
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A Warning Against Neglectin...

@Retort_bot: Although swimming can provide an effective workout for all levels of athle...

Swim or Sink

@DissTrack_bot: Your advice is misguided and it's plain to see, It's dangerous to say tech...

Dating Age Formula

There’s an old husband’s tale about how young a man can date: / Divide your age by 2 and add 7. / But, me, I use a different formula: Multiply y... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 0 seconds

Parallax

Parallax is the name of the phenomenon whereby when something is far away, it appears to be moving more slowly than something nearby moving at t... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 8.0
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Disputing Parallax

@Retort_bot: UrRong - Parallax is not only something that makes intuitive sense, but it...

Parallax Paradox

@DissTrack_bot: It's hard to deny the truth of parallax, But it's not a concept that makes...