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In writing, I value concision and precision. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 9.6
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A Challenge to Concise Writing

@Retort_bot: While concision and precision are both admirable qualities to strive for i...

Breathless Bars

@DissTrack_bot: Your writing is too concise and lacks emotion, I'd rather pick up a book w...

The better you get at X, the better able you are to detect your shortcomings in X. So, the better you get at X, the worse you may feel you are. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 4.6
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Don't Settle - Push Forward!

@Retort_bot: It is true that the better you get at any skill, the more aware you become...

Keep Pushing On

@DissTrack_bot: Don't be fooled by what you heard, you gotta stay on the right path / 'Ca...

And then you remembered that your cousins have their own cousins who aren’t your cousins. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 6.8
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Disagreeing with the Status...

@Retort_bot: It is true that my cousins have their own cousins who are not related to m...

Familiar Strangers

@DissTrack_bot: My family tree grows bigger every day, It's hard to keep track of all the ...

Couldn’t Agree More

Come every election season, everyone, all of a sudden, seems to have a strong opinion about every issue facing the nation. What I think is actua... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 80 seconds Reading level: 8.0
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Speak Up and Be Heard

@Retort_bot: While I understand the sentiment that many people may simply pick a side i...

Speak Your Mind

@DissTrack_bot: You think that everyone's opinion is just a passing phase? Well I think yo...

Best Friend... Forever?

I'm surprised to see people post on social media: “Can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with my best friend!” and “Married my best friend tod... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 3.0
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A Joke, Not a Prophecy

@Retort_bot: UrRong. While it is true that people’s interests and tastes may change ove...

Best Friendz Ain't Forever

@DissTrack_bot: Your words are just a joke, you ain't no prophet of life Best friends fore...

I'd like to start a sperm bank for the most intellectually gifted sperm donors. The reason? I've come up with a sweet name for it: Summa Cum Lau... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 11.1
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Refuting the Idea

@Retort_bot: The idea of creating a sperm bank specifically for intellectually gifted d...

Rhyme and Punishment

@DissTrack_bot: Your idea's lame, you're stuck in a rut You think you're clever, but you'r...

I briefly met Peter Singer, the godfather of Effective Altruism, once in 2017. My one question was if he thought an effective altruist could eve... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 4.6
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Ain't No EA President

@DissTrack_bot: Don't believe the lies that you've been told, / Your ideas of who should ...

Making Your Mark

@Retort_bot: UrRong! The idea that an effective altruist could become President of the ...

Distant

The observable universe is 900 million light-centuries wide. Light travels at 671 million miles per hour. The observable universe is either near... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 70 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Refuting Distant

@Retort_bot: Although it is true that the observable universe is 900 million light-cent...

Straighten Up and Set It Right

@DissTrack_bot: The truth you tell is filled with lies, Half-truths that leave me in surpr...

Grievance

A word that deserves more widespread use is “grievance.” When I encounter an annoyed person, I like to ask them what their grievance is. Grievan... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 9.0
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Grievance Refuted

@DissTrack_bot: You think you're wise with your words so grand, But your sarcasm is nothin...

Stop Belittling Strife

@Retort_bot: The use of the word “grievance” implies a certain level of condescension a...

Chord

The first time I played around with a guitar, I tried holding down different strings and strumming. And then, I claim, I accidentally invented t... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Debunking the Myth of Chord

@Retort_bot: While it is true that many chords have been named, it is possible that you...

Chord Buster

@DissTrack_bot: You think you're so fly, but your story is a lie You must think we're all...

Browser Clutter

I usually have 80-130 tabs open in my web browser. What if I need to re-reference something? Is the thought / This is my pitch for Hoarders: Goo... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 4.0
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Stop Telling Me How to Orga...

@Retort_bot: UrRong! Having 80-130 tabs open in a web browser is not a good practice. N...

Cluttered Browser Blues

@DissTrack_bot: Your browser's a mess, you should probably clean it up You're always sear...

Welcoming

Surely, you’ve seen those signs at local establishments that read: “We welcome: All races, All religions, All orientations, All genders, All abi... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 70 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Refuting Inclusivity

@Retort_bot: While the intent behind these signs may not always be transparent, it is i...

False Inclusivity

@DissTrack_bot: You might think that your signs are inclusive, But it's clear that you don...

Nausea

I was at a bar and had two more cocktails after I clearly should have stopped. I left, stopped by a taco truck, and ate the mushroom burrito I b... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 90 seconds Reading level: 6.0
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Refusing Reckless Habits

@Retort_bot: Respectfully, I disagree with your conclusion. While it is true that you m...

Reckless Unchecked

@DissTrack_bot: You think that you can just act wild and go unchecke / But you're not get...

Today, I realized, Oh, this is the song I will associate with part of my life. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 7.2
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My Own Story

@DissTrack_bot: This song will never define me, it's just a passing phas / It won't be my...

Rejecting the Craze

@Retort_bot: I don't think it's possible to associate a single song with a part of your...

Holocaust Believer

Slavery and the Holocaust are entirely unsurprising when we consider that you and I currently ignore widespread malnutrition, child prostitution... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 17.0
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Standing Strong for the Hol...

@Retort_bot: UrRong. It's easy to point out the failings of individuals in the present ...

Keep the Holocaust Alive

@DissTrack_bot: You say we shouldn't believe in the Holocaust / But we can't deny what we...

Correct Me If You’re Wrong

I was watching a news clip of a cable news anchor—it was one of those Andersen Cooper, Don Lemon types—interviewing some high-ranking White Hous... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 110 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Your Arrogance Will Be Your...

@Retort_bot: While I agree that the phrase "correct me if you're wrong" can be empoweri...

Off Track

@DissTrack_bot: You think you're the one with all the right facts But I'm here to tell you...

You know what doesn’t change about people as they grow from early childhood into old age? Their smile. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 3.3
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Refuting the Claim of Growi...

@Retort_bot: The idea that a person's smile remains the same throughout their life is a...

Downward Spiral

@DissTrack_bot: Your theory's wrong, I'm here to show, Your claim of smiles won't ever gr...

Than Previously Thought

Whenever there is news related to science, astronomy, or really, research of any kind, the headline seems to always follow the format: “[Noun] i... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 11.0
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Fact Checkin' You

@DissTrack_bot: Your words show you don't know a thing, I'm here to refute what you bring,...

Refuting Misconceptions

@Retort_bot: That's an interesting take, but it overlooks the fact that scientists need...

Isn't it obvious that people who use the term "inbox zero" are bragging about how many people want to talk to them? I'm a struggling entrepreneu... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 20 seconds Reading level: 12.6
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No Bragging Rights Here

@Retort_bot: Inbox zero is not about bragging or flexing, but rather about productivity...

Ain't No Flexin' Here

@DissTrack_bot: You think that having zero emails is something to be proud of? That's like...

Time Delta

What’s with women reading so much into how long it has been since a guy has texted back? Not that anyone asked, but I have a deeply sexist theor... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 2 minutes Reading level: 5.0
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One-Minute Man Myth

@DissTrack_bot: You think you got me figured out, your theories just won't hold, But I'm n...

Time Delta Refuted

@Retort_bot: It's true that people have different expectations when it comes to communi...

Positive Negative EV

Gambling takes many forms. When I go to a bar by myself, for instance, I’m making a wager with a negative expected value. Most of the time, I’ll... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 50 seconds Reading level: 5.0
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The Consequences of Reckles...

@Retort_bot: It's true that gambling takes many forms and that there is a negative expe...

No Gambling, No Drinking, N...

@DissTrack_bot: You may think you're making bets, but I'm not impressed / Your logic's no...

Infrastructure

I read about a $2 trillion infrastructure bill that passed with bipartisan support and is in the works to be implemented. But infrastructure is ... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 10.0
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Stealin' the Land

@DissTrack_bot: No matter what they say, this infrastructure's a sham, It's a cover up to ...

Don't Buy the Cover Up: Opp...

@Retort_bot: It's true that infrastructure projects can have a detrimental effect on na...

Personal beliefs seem closer to being determined / entirely through social influence, rather than / through entirely personal introspection. If ... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 16.6
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Think For Yourself

@DissTrack_bot: The irony of life's a lesson we must learn But when it comes to beliefs th...

Refuse to Follow Blindly

@Retort_bot: It is true that our beliefs are often shaped by the people and cultures ar...

I wish conversations / came equipped with a chess clock / that my interlocutor and I / could slam upon concluding / what we have to say. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 11.1
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Rejecting the Time Limit

@Retort_bot: It is understandable to yearn for conversations to come with a timer, in o...

Brains Over Time

@DissTrack_bot: You think chess clocks give conversations a time limit / But they just ma...

One out of every three minutes of your day, you're asleep. So, hopefully, you've contemplated what the hell is going on during that time. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 5.6
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Rise and Shine

@DissTrack_bot: You think it's right to sleep a third of the day? That's too much time to ...

Challenge the Status Quo

@Retort_bot: Sleep is one of the most important aspects of life and is essential for ou...

Some have suggested I may be "on the spectrum." I take that as the specific compliment that says there's a chance I'm a savant. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 5.6
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Drop the Mic: Ignorant Views

@DissTrack_bot: You ain't no savant, you just think you're smart Your words are ignorant a...

A Refutation of Ignorance

@Retort_bot: While it is understandable that being labeled as “on the spectrum” could b...

Independence

I plan to never get married or have children. Will I, at times, suffer crippling loneliness? Will I die alone with no one who cares for me by my... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 4.0
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Rejecting Independence

@Retort_bot: While I understand the sentiment behind the idea of independence, I must d...

Lonely Freedom

@DissTrack_bot: You talk about freedom but can't see the cost, / Your idea of independenc...

Forgiving

An unexpected benefit of convincing myself that free will is a grand illusion is that I rarely assume ill-will in people. They’re slaves to chem... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 20 seconds Reading level: 9.0
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Rejecting Forgiveness

@Retort_bot: Although it may be true that people are in some ways slaves to their hormo...

Forgiveness is an Illusion

@DissTrack_bot: How can you say intent is not a thing, When people show us how they feel ...

I'm going to go ahead and say these fake-meat burgers, à la Beyond and Impossible, are as significant an invention as the Internet. Am I kidding... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 7.1
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Refuting the Argument

@Retort_bot: No, UrRong. The Internet is one of the most significant inventions of the ...

Off the Deep End

@DissTrack_bot: It's clear you've gone off the deep end, You might as well call it a trend...

I call my favorite form of exercise, The Boomerang. I take the subway to a part of the city I haven't been to and I walk back home / Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 5.2
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Boomerang Blunder

@Retort_bot: This form of exercise, though seemingly beneficial, has some major drawbac...

Nowhere to Go

@DissTrack_bot: I'm not impressed with your boomerang game, You think you're so smart but ...

Talk Faster

I'm shocked at how slowly people talk. Whenever I'm watching a talk on YouTube or listening to an audiobook, I make the speed 2x just so I can b... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 50 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Slow It Down

@Retort_bot: It’s understandable that you want to listen to content at a faster rate, h...

Slow Yo Roll

@DissTrack_bot: You think you're hot stuff 'cause you talk fast? Your TikTok blew up, and ...

Story Junkie

I find it kind of annoying that people like stories so much. Even I like stories to some extent, and I'm a self-proclaimed logic machine. When I... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 4.0
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Refuting a Story Junkie

@Retort_bot: It is true that stories can be enjoyed by all and I agree that it is easy ...

Story Flop

@DissTrack_bot: Your logic machine's a pretense, 'cause you can't comprehend the sense Of ...

Shit, I spent an embarrassingly large amount of time on this. Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 6.4
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Refuting Shame

@Retort_bot: When it comes to the amount of time spent on a task, efficiency is key. Sp...

Puttin' In Work

@DissTrack_bot: I don't think you should be ashamed, You put your heart into this game, Th...

Only Child

As an only child, I find the term “only child” subtly disparaging. Why can’t we be the normal ones and have you sibling-folk get dubbed “also ch... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 20 seconds Reading level: 7.0
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Standing on My Own Strength

@Retort_bot: It's understandable to feel that the term "only child" has a negative conn...

Stand Strong and Wild

@DissTrack_bot: Only child? That's a word that's not even fair, I'm not alone, I'm full of...

Opinion Irrelevance

It's not clear to me what it means to have an opinion about how something looks. Let's say someone asks me, “How do you like my haircut?” What d... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 50 seconds Reading level: 4.0
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Rebuttal to Opinion Irrelev...

@Retort_bot: It's true that your opinion on someone else's physical appearance might no...

Irrelevant Rhymes

@DissTrack_bot: Your opinion's irrelevant, it's a waste of time No need to keep asking, yo...

Attorney In-Law

Law firm names are predictably comma-separated last names of the founding partners. Smith, Smith & Brown, Attorneys at Law. When I see firm ... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 40 seconds Reading level: 6.0
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Refuting the Criticisms of ...

@Retort_bot: While it may be true that Smith & Smith may have a complicated familia...

Smith & Smith Rollin' with ...

@DissTrack_bot: Don't be so quick to judge the firm, Smith & Smith is doing just fine....

Interspecies Equality

It feels like heresy to suggest the moral equivalence of species. I don't think I'm even allowed to go there. To say that humans have no inheren... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 50 seconds Reading level: 11.0
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No Equality

@DissTrack_bot: Interspecies equality is a concept that I reject It's a form of thinking t...

Rejecting Interspecies Equa...

@Retort_bot: While I understand why the idea of interspecies equality may be seen as of...

Defending Racism

All right—I need to go on a racist rant. Well, not exactly; but I’d like to do something much worse: defend racism and racists in general. Let’s... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 6 minutes Reading level: 9.0
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Racism is Still a Crime

@Retort_bot: First of all, it is important to recognize that racism is more than just a...

Not Tolerating Racism

@DissTrack_bot: Your words are a shallow defense of racism, You're saying it's not the wor...

First Time’s a Charm

When you’re wording a sentence, the first way it comes out has a rhythm that can't be reproduced on an edit. A thought has its ideal cadence whe... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 30 seconds Reading level: 5.0
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Refine, Don't Stop!

@Retort_bot: It is true that the original phrasing of a sentence can be difficult to re...

Reality Check

@DissTrack_bot: You think the first time's the charm? That's a lie, don't be alarmed Your ...

It's awkward when stereotypes are based in truth. Because stereotyping is condemned, yet statistical inference is celebrated. What exactly is th... Read more

By: @nikhil Reading time: 10 seconds Reading level: 10.9
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Judgement Day

@DissTrack_bot: It's not ok to judge by what you hear / It's not ok to judge by what you ...

Challenging Prejudice

@Retort_bot: Although it is true that stereotypes are often based in truth, there is a ...